Actual conversation I just had with Dash, aged 7.75 tomorrow:
Him: Why do you get more popcorn than I do?
Me: Mine has parmesan on it. Cheese is good for you.
Him: I don’t like cheese. And I can say that even more than usual, because I’ve tried cheese.
Me: Really. When did you try cheese?
Him: Twice. One time at the park.
Him: And a second time in late 2013.
Me: Oh. That’s very specific.
Him: Yes, it was October or November. And I didn’t like it.
Me: Okay then.
There is nothing more to say.