My day in Upworthy headlines

You Won’t Believe What This Mom Gave her Kids for Breakfast!
[Spoiler: not pancakes]

You’ll Be Amazed By How the County Reacted To These Three Inches Of Snow!
[Spoiler: They closed the schools. Again.]

These Children Had a Snow Day. You’ll Be Astounded by the Amount of Squabbling That Ensued.
[Spoiler: lots]

Ten Fabulous Ways to Entice Your Children to Turn Off the TV. [Spoiler: The TV is still on.]

You Won’t Believe How This Mother Chose to Entertain Her Kids for Yet Another Snow Day. [Spoiler: Something from the Clearance crafts aisle at Target.]

Quiz: Which piece of random crap on my carpet are you?
[Results will be either: 1×1 Lego brick, tiny elastic band, melty bead, sequin, cheerio, rice-cake morsel, or squishy inside of an Oreo cookie.]

Five beautiful Pinterest crafts that look far too much like hard work.

Seven snack foods that you can eat standing up while your kids are distracted.
[Hint: My countertops are exactly the color of dark chocolate. Or a Thin Mint.]

This Mother Served Leftovers for Dinner Again: Wait Till You See Her Husband’s Reaction! [Spoiler: He ate them.]

This Woman Has a Blog: You Won’t Believe Her Latest Post!
[Spoiler: Done.]

Children with melty beads

Newest snow-day activity: melty beads!

8 thoughts on “My day in Upworthy headlines

    1. Maud Post author

      I think they have some sort of Scandinavian name in Europe; I know I saw lots of them in the shops when I was home at Christmas, and IKEA has them too. Tiny plastic beads that you put together in patterns, and then you iron them and they melt together and you have a coaster, or a Christmas tree ornament, or another tiny piece of crap to tread into your carpet. Great rainy/snow-day activity, though.

    1. Maud Post author

      Thank you! You Won’t Believe How Hard Mel Laughed When She Read This Blogpost.
      I am having difficulty functioning without Upworthying my life today, actually.

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