When I took this photo I thought Mabel was looking adorably Alice-in-Wonderland-ish and studious in the hairband and her almost-matching “party” dress, reading a book so seriously.
Then I looked at it again and it seemed a little, well, ghoulish. Especially since that’s the First-Aid manual she’s perusing so carefully, finding out exactly what it looks like when a broken bone pierces the skin, for instance.
So if they’re remaking The Addams Family any time soon, I think I’ve found the new Wednesday.
You Won’t Believe What This Mom Gave her Kids for Breakfast!
[Spoiler: not pancakes]
You’ll Be Amazed By How the County Reacted To These Three Inches Of Snow!
[Spoiler: They closed the schools. Again.]
These Children Had a Snow Day. You’ll Be Astounded by the Amount of Squabbling That Ensued.
Ten Fabulous Ways to Entice Your Children to Turn Off the TV. [Spoiler: The TV is still on.]
You Won’t Believe How This Mother Chose to Entertain Her Kids for Yet Another Snow Day. [Spoiler: Something from the Clearance crafts aisle at Target.]
Quiz: Which piece of random crap on my carpet are you?
[Results will be either: 1×1 Lego brick, tiny elastic band, melty bead, sequin, cheerio, rice-cake morsel, or squishy inside of an Oreo cookie.]
Five beautiful Pinterest crafts that look far too much like hard work.
Seven snack foods that you can eat standing up while your kids are distracted.
[Hint: My countertops are exactly the color of dark chocolate. Or a Thin Mint.]
This Mother Served Leftovers for Dinner Again: Wait Till You See Her Husband’s Reaction! [Spoiler: He ate them.]
This Woman Has a Blog: You Won’t Believe Her Latest Post!
Newest snow-day activity: melty beads!