It’s been a while. I’m not really a mommyblogger. I have a baby: I’m too busy sitting round all day while he falls asleep on me to bother chronicling it for people who aren’t reading. Also, my mother-in-law is visiting.

But I just wanted to register a little list here:

Mister Baby
El Senor Baby
Mister Man
Baby Fish Mouth (when he’s gaping and pecking in a hungry manner)
Mister Fluffy (after a bath)
Mister Baldy Man (now that he’s losing his hair)
Little Squish (when he’s all curled up and asleep and adorable)
Wallace (when he looks like the stop-frame-animation character or like Wallace Shawn, both of whom he can imitate in different moods)
Squirmot
Purple Monkey (when he’s really not happy about things)

What do you mean, we have to pick one and call it a nickname? Can’t we keep them all?