Monthly Archives: September 2011

Old-hat reviews: The Hunger Games Trilogy

In June, it was my turn to pick the book for August’s book club meeting. My first two suggestions were shot down as, inexplicably, they’d already read them (bad Maud, forgot to check the list). And despite their five-star reviews on the book site I’d taken their titles from, nobody present had liked them much. This left me feeling insecure: people don’t have to love the book you choose, but it helps. And I wanted an easy read, because I knew I’d probably be reading most of it on a plane, my eyes propped open with matchsticks but unable to sleep. I cast about for a third option and came up with something other people kept telling me to read: . I was afraid it might be gory or gruesome, because I’d heard something – erroneously, as it turned out – about cannibalism, but it was the best I could come up with on short notice. I was pleased when the others seemed happy to take it on.

I bought it in the airport, read the first 20 pages or so, and promptly left it in the pocket on the back of the seat in front of me. I didn’t manage to find another copy until about a week later, but it’s not as if I’d had much time for reading anyway, what with navigating myself and two children past the transatlantic jetlag and around the local parks of Cardiff while my husband attended a conference. I bought it again in Dubray Books in the Blackrock Shopping Center in south county Dublin, along with a for Monkey and a tiny of Charlie and Lola books for Mabel. And then I read it rather quickly. Indeed, it was a page turner. My husband, having finished his own reading matter, picked it up and was immediately engrossed. It’s that sort of book. It pulls you in from the instant you start, and tosses and turns you over and over until you’re dizzy, but you keep going.

Yesterday I finished the third and final book of the series, Mockingjay . (The middle one is Catching Fire .) My husband finished it the night before that. So now I think I can discuss them here – and they’ve been out long enough to qualify as “old-hat” in my review series, right?

If you haven’t yet read them, there will be some spoilers ahead, but nothing too vital.

The biggest question I had was why I wasn’t more traumatised by the horrible images of violence and suffering in the books. Terrible, horrific things happen, the sort of things you don’t want to dwell on lest you wake in the middle of the night, and yet, I was able to gloss over them and keep reading without them entering my brain and scarring me.

It might be because I know they’re YA books, and I scorn anything that’s “popular fiction” rather than “literary fiction”. Except that I love YA, especially YA fantasy – ever since I was pulled into the with Lucy and Edward, since I entered the hole in the ground where a lived, ever since I read Alan Garner’s , I’ve loved this sort of thing and happily suspended my disbelief along with my sense of time passing and my need for a snack or a bathroom break or to go to sleep until I found out how it ended.

It might be because I’m grown up now, and the books that I read and re-read as a teen just don’t stay with me and become part of me the way books did then. Except that I read Philip Pullman’s series, and the books, and , not to mention all of , as an adult, and consumed them eagerly and without criticism. (Because at heart I’m a terrible literary critic – I could never get the hang of it and its pretentious vocabulary, despite my BA in English.)

I came to the conclusion that it’s because the Hunger Games books are plot-driven, not character-driven. Maybe this was a conscious decision on the part of Suzanne Collins, because honestly, it would be impossible to write it more deeply and (a) cover all the material she covered and (b) leave your audience actually wanting to keep reading. I think you keep going, and you see these horrific images on the surface of your brain, but they don’t penetrate because there are more words and you’re just moving right along here and not thinking about any of it too hard. I didn’t really identify deeply with the heroine, didn’t feel a part of her despite the first-person narration. Maybe the present tense narrative made it easier to rush on ahead and not dwell on what had just happened.

I can’t help wondering how they’ll portray these horrible events – people being mauled to death by wild animals, consumed by acid, or having their flesh melted off by a beam of light, to pick a few at random – in the movies, without creating a horror to rival the Saw movies (which I have no intention of ever seeing) and getting an R rating. They’ll have to dumb down a lot of the horror, and will presumably up the love-triangle aspect instead, but I wonder will it lose its punch as a result and become just another alternate-universe love story.

I can’t even figure out what you would do to fix this sense of being slightly removed from the action, if you wanted to, which in this case I don’t think anyone really should. But as an aspiring writer, it interests me. When a Dick Francis character is kicked in the ribs, breaks a bone, falls from a galloping horse (as they frequently do; Francis’s heroes have amazing pain tolerance and live dangerously), I gasp and wince in sympathetic pain. But when Katniss is hurt, I just gloss over it. Is it overload, because she gets hurt so much? Is Francis so much a better writer than Collins? Or is there something obvious I’m missing about how this works?

If you have an opinion, I’d love to hear it.

A day late and a dollar short

I’m going to post a What’s for Lunch Wednesday post, except that I didn’t get the photos out of the camera till today, so it’s not Wednesday any more.

(Mabel loves Thursday, because it’s named after Thor, her favourite of the Avengers. Except when her favourite is Wasp, or Ant-Man, or Captain America. Last night she was very excited to hear that today would be Thor’s Day.)

Other people who shall remain nameless always get their post up in time, so if you go there you can read more about yesterday’s food and follow the links to everyone else’s lunches.

I packed the big lunchbox for me and Mabel yesterday, full of good stuff that of course came back mostly uneaten. This is why I don’t feed my children: they don’t eat food. In our lovely green Goodbyn (that always gets admiring glances) I have apple slices, grapes – quartered because they were big fat ones with choking hazard written all over them – some watered-down red juice (V8 V-fusion), a mini yogurt, and quesadillas. Mine had black beans from a tin (well rinsed) mixed with a spoonful of chipotle salsa and some grated red cheddar. Mabel’s had ham and cheese, because she doesn’t like purple beans. All she ate was the yogurt.

Those mini yogurts, by the way, are called Danonino and are unappealingly labelled “Dairy Snack”. But if you look at the ingredients, they have no HFCS and are mostly just milk, and have 19% of someone’s required protein (I don’t know if that’s a toddler’s or an adult’s) as well as calcium and some other good things. In Europe we have tasty little pots of stuff called Petits Filous, or Petits Suisse, or simply fromage frais, but all those words are French and therefore would be frowned upon by Les Etats Unis. From the taste, these little guys are almost the same, a little milder perhaps, but clearly the Danone company is stumped to find a decent name for them.

So that was lunch. Mabel hasn’t been eating much lately, but between the fact that she’s been on antibiotics for almost three weeks now to make sure she doesn’t develop Lyme disease – and it seems to be working, because the mystery rashies have gone away and the target-shaped one is fading nicely – and that she came down with the snurfles at bedtime last night and is currently streaming snot, I’m not too surprised. It’s not like she’s slowed down any with the nursing, I can promise you that.

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In other news, I’m painfully – painfully, I tells ya – aware that the banner graphic is horribly out of date, and I have a nice autumnal photo all ready to go for up there to replace the swimming pool we haven’t been to since August. But Blogger tells me it’s too big, so I’ll have to wait for my IT advisor to come home and do clever things with Gimp to make it fit. I hate iPhoto. For an iThing, it’s really annoying. [... Update: Done!]

While I’m talking shop, I have to say I’m very tempted to change Monkey’s name to Dash. What do you think? He’s just not a Monkey any more, and it also turns out that Monkey is a very obvious and boring thing to name your blog son. Mabel has been playing The Incredibles a lot – she likes to be Violet and look after her baby brother Jack Jack – and has taken to addressing Monkey as Dash. It’s a good name for him, since he likes to show us how fast he is at every available opportunity. (It also fits the Halloween costume I picked up for him at the thrift store last week to a T.) Do you think I should? Would it be too confusing? Do you care? Etc.

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Acclimatization

So it appears that Mabel will be okay at school after all.

Yesterday when I confessed that it was, in fact, a school day, she registered the requisite protests. “I don’t want to go to schooooool,” came the pitiful wails. “Don’t bring me to schooooool.” Unmoved, I plopped her in the car beside her brother, as for the first time I was required to get them both to their separate places of learning at 9am. (Okay, she can be a little late. They don’t count tardies for the two-year-olds.)

“You’ll be fine,” said her brother, with the assurance of one who knows. “Your school is even nicer than mine. You get to play all the time. I have to do work.” His work mostly consists of colouring, but I suppose it’s a little more arduous than all the playing with large wooden blocks he spent the three years of nursery school mostly doing.
“Waaaahhh,” she answered.
We stood in line with Monkey as the rest of his classmates arrived, and wished him a happy day at school as he headed on inside when the doors opened. And off he went.
 
Perhaps Mabel remembers the first few mornings of kindergarten, when Monkey yelled and wailed and clung and cried and demanded that we not take him to school. I think she was at least a little impressed to see how he seemed to be taking it now.

When we got to her school, I brought her over to the table where several of her friends were helping to make playdough. As she gripped her wooden spoon and began to stir, I brightly told her I had to go now, and kissed her goodbye. She didn’t flinch. Nor did she cry, or cling, or ask me not to. She looked a little damp of eye, and I could see that she was making a huge effort to hold it together, so I stayed not upon the order of my going but went at once.

She didn’t cry all morning. She was totally fine when I picked her up from the playground two and a half hours later, sitting by a tree trunk with a big red plastic shovel, doing something with mulch.

This morning was much the same: she complained about the concept of school, I ignored her. I took her to school and said goodbye. She wasn’t quite so stressed. When I arrived at the playground, she wouldn’t look at me and said she didn’t want to talk to me, but after a couple of minutes she deigned to come down off the slide and demand that I take her home.

I think she’s confused by her emotions: she’s probably worried that she’s not missing me so much any more, and maybe even feels a little guilty for forgetting about me and having something akin to a good time. So when I come back, she can’t even tell what she’s feeling any more.

Her teacher told me that every sentence that comes out of her mouth (and there are plenty) is no longer a reference to Mummy and things Mummy failed to do – yesterday she told them that I hadn’t made dinner on Sunday night and she was very hungry; blatant slander – I fed her several slices of pizza from those nice Domino’s people, and fed myself several more.

All in all, I think she’s settling in nicely.

Bloggity

See, as soon as I take my eye off the (blog) ball for a few minutes and try to write something else instead, in the shape of this crazy short story I’m playing around with that I think jumped the shark the moment I mentioned zombies, but I just ran with it and now I’m really quite enjoying the whole nutbally thing – as soon as that happens, then I have nothing to blog about and it just sits here all day and I realise that while it was extra super-duper nice of me to post on Sunday afternoon so that all those people who are bored at work on Monday morning will have something to read – wasn’t it? because I used to be one of those people, so I do feel for you – that it doesn’t really count as a Monday post, and what about all those other people who came along looking for something new on Monday and still haven’t found it? Well, there’s an extra long sentence just for you, that’s what.

My most regular source of visitors, according to my stats, is a discussion board I happen to frequent that also has a portal where members can advertise their latest blog posts. Before the advent of things like Facebook, this was totally fabulous, because even people who hadn’t bothered to bookmark your blog could go there and find the most recent post. Even now, with things like FB, it still sends me by far the biggest chunk of readers. But right now the portal is broken, so I’d like to extend a big thank-you to anyone who’s still coming along to read even though they have to do it by a more convoluted route than usual. I’m really surprised my numbers didn’t drop further, so I think some people are actually making an effort. And I do appreciate that.

Ugh. I just accidentally Febreezed my hand. You don’t really want to know why.

You know, I’m very happy that the Internet came along in my lifetime, and that someone invented blogging and that it became a thing that people do. Because it’s exactly the perfect thing for a person like me: a closet exhibitionist (I do cartwheels in the streets, but only when they’re deserted) who used to subject her friends to ten-page letters and, later, e-mails that took way too much scrolling. This way (a) only people who actually feel like seeing me exhibit need to do so, (b) I don’t have to write the same news over and over to different friends, and (c) I have an outlet for the constant stream of drivel that apparently comes direct to my fingers, bypassing my brain.

It’s also good that I learned to type, disregarding the advice of my uncle who told me that if I did, men would only see me as a secretary. (I’ve been a secretary, and I was glad of the job and the fingerspeed that got it for me.) Times have changed.

In fact, now my uncle has a blog. I bet he has to hunt and peck to find the right keys.

a.m.

Thud.  Monkey gets out of his mini-loft bed.
Click. Bang. Click. Monkey carefully opens his door and closes it again behind him. He has not yet figured out how to do it quietly.
Muffled tromp tromp tromp. He goes into the bathroom.
Whsssshhhhhhhhh. Water hitting water.
Clunk. He bounces the lid of the toilet off the cistern, or the seat off the lid.
Clunk. Clunk-clunk.
Long period of silence while he stares into space, probably having a super-hero battle in his head. Possibly using his fingers to illustrate it.
Chhhhhhh. Water into basin.
Long period of silence while he washes his hands ritualistically and with many stops to stare into space. Click. Bang. Click. He opens the bathroom door, closes it behind him.
Excited tromp tromp. Moving towards me, not away from me. Bad sign.

“Mummy!”
“Yes.”
“Mummy, I just have to tell you something really amazing!”
“Really.”
“I just heard a train whistle!”
“Amazing.”

What’s amazing is that this doesn’t rouse Mabel enough to make her decide it’s time to get up. Also that he goes away again.

Tromp tromp decrescendo.
Click bang click. Opens his bedroom door and closes it carefully, but not quietly, behind him.
Rrrrrr. Rumble of top drawer opening smoothly but not silently. Selection of underwear and socks.
Rrrrr. Bump. Rumble of top drawer rolling to a close.
Repeat for t-shirt drawer and trouser drawer.
Long period of silence while he gets dressed, stares into space.
Click, bang, click.

“Boo, Daddy! Can I watch Avengers now?”

Mabel decides it’s time to get up too. She scrambles across me, all elbows and knees in my soft parts, eager to see her brother and start the day.
“Wait for me!”

I roll over and go back to sleep until the decibels rise again.

Note to self: Do not mess with a good thing

For a minute there I was about to be the next great culinary genius. Alas*, fate threw a spanner in my works and I’m just another failed chef. For now. Let me take a moment out of what I’m supposed to be doing, which is trying to work out how my spreadsheet of all the housekeeping jobs at the nursery school just fails to tally with the list of all the families at the nursery school, to tell you about it.

*This reminds me that I have to mention that Monkey has started saying “Behold!” in his games of superhero-before-bedtime. I heard it for the first time last night, but B says it’s a regular utterance now. Maybe Thor says it in The Avengers; he talks a bit funny sometimes. ( Also also, and clearly I’m procrastinating on the spreadsheet even more than I thought, given all these tangents, I do love that Mabel can tell me that Odin is Thor’s daddy and Loki is his brother who is not nice. I don’t care that she’s getting it all from a cartoon series that also includes Iron Man and The Hulk. It will win her a pub quiz in later life, I’m sure of it.)

Where was I? Oh yes, culinary. Genius. Me. Yup.

Last week I made sweet potato pancakes for lunch one day, and nobody ate them but me, because my children are heathen ingrates with cardboard where they should have palates (and don’t tell me that heathen is irrelevant there, because I’m sure it’s not; and they are, because we’re raising them to be). B didn’t eat them either, because I ate my share and quickly froze the rest for safekeeping. Then I had two a day for the next week, with syrup, instead of toast for my breakfast. They were yummy. I suspected they could be made even better for one by using half wholemeal flour the next time instead of all white flour. I promise to try that next time.

Today, I looked at the half-can of pumpkin puree and the buttermilk that needs using up in the fridge, and decided that I was perfectly well able to make up my own delicious Wholewheat-Buttermilk-Pumpkin Pancake mixture, riffing off the sweet-potato one and the Alton Brown recipe that’s my basic standard. As I threw together a cup of this and a pinch of that, I mused on my future as the latest big food blogger, who could whip up delicious baked goods using no more than her intellect and her innate baker’s soul.

However. There’s a reason I am happy to throw food in a pot and call it dinner without consulting a book, but tend to stick to the letter of the recipe when baking. It works better that way. My batter was was a bit stiff. No matter – just stir in another quarter cup of pumpkin. Plop it in the pan and wait for the bubbles to let me know it’s time to flip. No bubbles. Flip it anyway. Golden brown with a hint of orange: the perfect autumnal pancake. They’d be soft and yielding, slightly spicy, crisp on the outside, just waiting for communion with maple syrup to acheive pancake nirvana…

No. Not really. Mabel was not interested. The finished articles, while edible, were a bit too heavy, a bit too doughy, a bit too bland, a bit too not much good. They reminded me of the sort of thing sailors used to pack on long trips to the end of the world. Dense. Stodgy. Full of nutrients.

I will channel my father and eat them up rather than waste them, but I’ll do it with the help of a lot of syrup, and if they’re really not hitting any spots at all, I give myself permission to chuck them out. Next time, I’ll just make pumpkin bread again. Maybe I can turn it into muffins. I think I could safely manage that. Probably.

On the loss of the career so cruelly denied to me

Last night my pilates teacher told me – and the room at large, for that matter – that I have amazing, prehensile feet. Luckily, I’ve been watching Animal Exploration on Qubo lately, because until about two weeks ago I would have thought she meant they were better suited to cavemen and should have gone out with the ark.

When my children were born, the first thing my mother asked on being informed that she had a new grandchild was whether they had my feet. (Okay, practically the first. After whether they had curly hair.) The funny thing is that even on a newborn, it was easy to see that they didn’t. This is because my husband’s toes look like fingers, and my toes look like toes. Or tiny nubby things, depending on your perspective.

My feet are basically pyramid-shaped. They’re short and wide with a very high arch. I try not to bore people with the litany of all the shoes I have bought that didn’t fit me, and all the shoes I can’t even try to wear because they would fall off immediately or not even go on. They are my father’s feet, except his are even worse, mostly due to the accident he had 40 years ago, resulting in a smashed patella, a broken femur, a broken tibia/fibula, and something wonky happening on down at foot level. He was lucky to keep the leg and is on his second artificial knee. Which, I suppose, should put my finding it hard to find nice shoes into perspective. But hey, I’m shallow.

I never thought much about my feet as a child, until one day my so-called friends from high school saw me barefoot and did the point-and-laugh thing about how intensely weird they were. After that, I knew for certain that my feet were not just difficult to sandal, shoe or boot, but also freakish and probably malformed. Even reading that a high arch was considered a sign of good breeding in years gone by wasn’t really enough to take out the sting.

Then, a few years ago, I started taking pilates classes. My teacher is an amazing woman – a librarian who used to be a ballet dancer. She’s 70 years old, and an inspiration to everyone to keep at it. In class, she doesn’t take things too seriously, and knows that we probably don’t managed to put spine to mat in between classes. One evening she was exhorting us all to practice more regularly: “Just imagine how you’d feel if you did even ten minutes a day!” she told us enthusiastically. “It would be amazing.”
“Well, yes, it would be amazing,” we all replied dryly.

When she saw my feet, she asked if I was a dancer.
“No,” I replied.
“Ah, those that have it never use it,” she said enigmatically.

One thing partaking in an exercise class like this does that no DVD can do is to show you how many variations the human body comes in. I always assumed that everyone could bend their limbs about the same amount, that everyone’s head could touch their knees if they tried hard enough, that everyone’s toes pointed all the way down. But looking around my class, it’s amazing to see how far, or how little, we can all twist or bend or gyrate when doing the same silly exercises. For instance, when I sit on the ground with my legs out in front of me and my toes pointing up to the ceiling, it’s very hard for me to stop them from doubling over and pointing towards my head instead. They don’t want to go straight up from my feet. If I sit the same way and point my toes as hard as I can towards the wall, they almost touch the ground. I suspect this is peculiar.

Clearly, I have the feet of a great ballerina. (I stashed the rest of her in the freezer.)

But this amazing genetic trait went unrecognised by my parents. I even read the books – , and and its companions are still on my bookshelf in Dublin. The kicker is that I did take ballet from the age of four until the time for the class for my age group moved too close to dinnertime for comfort, and then my Mum took me out and put me in drama instead. A great career stymied by something as prosaic as dinner. And, probably, lack of innate talent and too much of a taste for the easy life, but that’s just splitting hairs.

Sadly for their dance careers – though happily for their shoe-buying futures – neither of my children have inherited my feet which are both amazing and prehensile. But I will be paying attention when presented with my first grandchild, and if they have short, fat toes, I will not depress everyone by discussing how much they’ll have to spend at the orthopedist’s, but rather celebrate the newest proto-ballerina in the family.

Winner/victim

Brought to you by the random number generator at www.random.org, the winner of the mani/pedi/fish-y cure from Yvonne’s spa is JeCaThRe (whose lovely mostly-food blog is going sadly neglected these days, just because she’s busy helping people have better birth experiences, of all crazy things).

You and a friend can go and pay a reduced amount of only $50 for the privilege of having your feet nibbled by pirahnas. Or some other fish, maybe; can you tell the difference? Just don’t put any more in than your feet, okay ? (You can thank my husband for that lovely story.)

And if you don’t use it, I won’t even know.

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Sink or swim

First of all, if you’re wondering (yes, you and you) about the fishy spa giveaway, the mere thought of which seems to have driven my readers away in hordes, I’m still waiting to be sent the vouchers for the “save”. Once I have them, I will put your anxious minds at rest by having the computer (or my two-year-old) choose a number at random. A number between one and three, where number two did not wish to be considered. And if I go and do it myself, I will certainly be telling you all about how it was to be paddling with the fishies at a later date. I just wish I hadn’t been so freaked out by Pirahna when I caught a few minutes of it on a friend’s TV at the age of seven.

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My much-anticipated free time has mostly yet to actualize. To help Mabel with the transition to school, I went back at 10.15 yesterday and stayed the rest of the morning with her. She wasn’t hicupping and on the verge of tears, as she had been last Wednesday (she only has school Mondays to Wednesdays, which makes for a very long weekend in which to get de-accustommed again), so today I left her till 11.00, which is the start of outdoor playtime before the regular pickup time of 11.30. Tomorrow I would quite confidently leave her for the whole morning, except that I’m co-opping – that is, helping in the classroom as part of our co-operative membership duties – so she’ll be happy, but we may be back to almost square one next Monday. Baby steps, always baby steps.

I don’t mind taking the time to ease her in gently. (If you can call it “gently” when I put a protesting child in the car, drive her to school, and leave her sobbing in my wake. But she calms down and cheers up quickly now.) I don’t really have anything else pressing to do, anywhere else to be other than the very exciting supermarket or here in front of my computer blathering to you, or anyone else to be rushing home to attend to.

Yesterday morning, when I left her crying and didn’t know if she’d cheer up in five minutes or be sobbing and heaving for the next hour, I felt all the requisite pangs of uncertainty. “We’re not supposed to do this,” I thought to myself. “She’s too little. We should all homeschool forever. Why on earth do we feel compelled to send our offspring away from us and think, ‘Well, if not now, she’ll have to get used to it later and it’ll be that much worse if she’s been with me all day every day until she’s three-and-a-half instead of two-and-a-half…’ How is this any more civilized than sending a five-year-old into service, or up the chimneys, or to boarding school for months on end…? You can’t make an omlette without breaking eggs? I don’t even like omlettes! I don’t want to break her!” All adding up to a pitiful internal wail of “Mah Baybeee!!”, as Amalah would say.

Don’t get me wrong: I have the greatest of admiration for those who choose to homeschool. I am in awe of their dedication and patience, and I have no doubt that they – assuming they are doing it with the right motives – will turn out exceptional and highly educated young people who can function excellently in society.  I’m just not one of those parents. I’m not a teacher. (I don’t delude myself that a love of pontificating on the Internet means I can teach children anything.) And when I’m not all caught up in the emotion of the first few days, I can work out why it is that I do this to myself and my beloveds.

At school my children get the opportunity to do things they don’t do at home. They play with water to their hearts’ content instead of until my patience gives out and I demand that they stop washing up and give me back my kitchen sink before the floor is completely submerged. They paint with paint, using big fat brushes, or their fingers, or sponges or wonderful implements like toy car wheels and spatulas and potato mashers. They get to make their own play-dough and turn it into sausages and spaghetti and spirals without being yelled at to stop walking it all into the carpet. They learn to sit at the table and help themselves to a snack served family-style, and see and maybe taste new foods because their friends are eating them too. They learn to be quiet and considerate so that others can hear the story, instead of being the only one ruling the roost.

These are all things I could do at home, but the one thing I couldn’t do is be an adult who is not Mummy. Mabel is learning that she’s not the planet around whom we all orbit – not all the time. She’s learning that sometimes there are fourteen of you, all thinking that maybe you’re the planet, and all finding out slowly that to make things work smoothly, you often have to wait your turn and stand in line and sit when sitting is called for – and also that when you need something, you have to speak up and ask nicely, and then you’ll be helped.

And yes, you could say that my darlings are learning to be good little cogs in the machine, to do what The Man tells them, to never think for themselves but just follow along with the crowd, to submit to peer pressure. But I don’t think that’s how it is. I think they’re learning to rely on themselves a little more and me a little less, to discover what they can do as individuals; and if a tiny bit of that involves throwing them into a very shallow deep end to help them see that they can paddle after all, then I’m just going to nut up and do it.

Pictures of us

I was writing something else, but it bored even me, so instead I’ll post some pictures. Everyone likes pictures, right? You don’t even have to read them.

Almost a year ago, I was thinking of getting some professional photos taken. It nearly happened at Christmas, but then it didn’t . We finally did that in July, and I’m delighted to present some photographs of our newly adorned walls for your admiration.

We were given the option to buy the digital copies of all the shots from the session, so I did some investigation to find out how much printing them ourselves (decently, not from CVS) would be and decided that it was the best value. So now we can get as many prints as we want and put our faces (and our children’s faces, more to the point) all over our walls if we so choose. And I can make a calendar and everything.

While we own the digital files, we don’t, of course, own the copyright to the photos, so I’m not uploading the pictures themselves. Hence, you only get to see photos of photos. If you want to come over for tea and a muffin some day, you can see the originals.

I ordered the framed ones above from MPix.com. I think they came out really nicely, though Monkey is a bit miffed that Mabel is bigger. Hers was square, I couldn’t help it. If I make his 8×10, then she’ll be feeling miffed.

I had these silver frames in the basement. I think they were wedding presents, so I’m happy to finally have a good use for them. Because you know, it’s one of the facts of life that no matter how much you say “it’s just a placeholder until I get a better one” about whatever photo you put into a frame, it will never, ever come out again.

Then, for our bedroom, I got all fancy and had a canvas printed. I ordered this from canvasondemand.com. Please do not comment on how it looks like Mabel just tied Monkey up. It was the best one of both of them, and I like the hilarious face she’s making, which you can’t really see here.

 In the family room, I started a wall-o-photos. The middle one and the top right are from the photo shoot – the others are ones I had sitting around in Ikea frames. I’m going to add to this with various shots of the kids at different ages.

But I had to give you a close-up of this. Butter would not melt in his mouth, right?